Best Quotes!

"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny."		"Every family has a kid that won't eat. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years."
"Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught."		"Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man."
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"		"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."